Friday, September 05, 2008

Art imitates life

Who needs a strong plot and sensible dialogue when there's dazzling colour, pumping music, pounding flamenco, enough gags and tricks to fill a dozen pantos and a sword-flashing hero? Zorro at the Garrick has the lot and after the all-singing, all-dancing, up-on-your-feet, clap-along finale, you just have to stamp and heel-click your way back up Charing Cross Road to the Tube if you've got a fun-bone anywhere in your body. Loved it. Hope it runs a million years.

I'd say much the same thing about pistol-packing VP hopeful, Sarah Palin. Thank heavens for a politician who just makes you want to feel good instead of pretending she can save the world. Who cares whether she knows what she's doing - I'd back her in an arm-wrestle against Putin any day. Forget Obama, I'm done with feeling everyone's pain. And move over McCain, collect your pension and give Sarah the No1 job. Let's at least all go to Hell rocking and rolling.


Glamourpuss said...

Mooseburgers all round with the pro-life, creationist, gun-toting Palin in the White House...

At least she'd make Dubya look like a reasonable man.


Can Bass 1 said...

What the divel are you talking about young man?

All Shook Up said...

Quite right, Puss. A gal after my own heart. I'm searching for our very own British model... Interested?

It's like this, Can Bass... a successful pub landlord friend once said to me, "If you're interviewing two equally qualified barmaids, and you ask them what they'd do if a customer accidentally overpaid by a fiver. And (a) says 'tell him and give it back'
And (b) says 'pocket it' - Which would you choose?

Correct answer - The one with the biggest tits.

Politics has caught up at last!

Glamourpuss said...

Would I have to do a nude photo' shoot with Eighties hair and make-up?

If so, I'm in.


Selena Dreamy said...

...sign me up!


All Shook Up said...

Wow... I think we've got ourselves a wrestle-off here.